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特朗普总统!Twitter一大波新鲜吐槽和段子请收好!

环球时报英文版 2020-09-17 15:03:59
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直到不久前,这届魔性的美国大选终于尘埃落定。

美国总统特朗普——就此诞生!



特朗普会当选,对于很多人来说,都可以用5个字来形容——



然而,剧情就是这样跌宕起伏,最终让众人懵圈……


(看不清戳大图)(此为google实时数据,不同媒体会略有出入)

主页君逛了一圈Twitter, 感觉那里已经成了眼泪的海洋……



既然是看热闹,那咱就看个痛快。

准备好瓜子花生小板凳,来围观下Twitter上的各路哀嚎——

Twitter实播:哭给你看!




@sydthekid11714:

明天,学校里的我:“昨天忙于为美国的未来祈祷,无心做家庭作业。” ╮(╯_╰)╭

Me in class tomorrow: "Couldn't do my homework, too busy praying for America's future"

@_DaisyRidley_:

9.11,铭记于心!
11.9,肠子悔青!

9/11 never forget
11/9 always regret

(主页君:人才啊……

@RyanAbe:

不敢相信发生了啥!到底发生了啥,估计咱国家都还懵圈着呢!黑暗的一天!

I can't believe this is happening. I don't think our country understands what is about to happen. It's a dark day.

@likeagirlinc:

由衷地为这个国家和整个世界担忧了起来……

Genuinely worried for this country, and the world.

@iwilleaturbrain:

恭喜美国!隔壁加拿大人已经喜大普奔!(据说加拿大移民网站今天已经瘫痪了

There's never been a better time to be Canadian than now. Congratulations America.

@OTRADaily:

如果特朗普赢了,谁愿意和我一起移民火星吗?

if Donald Trump wins who is moving to Mars with me?

@nakotisiert:

呶,选了特朗普的老一辈同胞们!你们正在摧毁孩子们的未来!真。特。么。赞。呵。呵。

And here we go again: The older people who voted for Trump are destroying the future of the children right now. Great.

@larryelder:

咳咳,为了防止你们翻脸后悔……(甩出了一个连接↓)

In Case They Forget: "These 23 Celebrities Say They'll Leave The Country If Trump Is Elected"


▲标题:这23位名人说了,如果特朗普当选,他们就要离开美国!





@MarieCastleAuth:

呐,有人希望的德国能接纳一些美国的“难民”嘛?

Anyone else hoping Germany would accept some American refugees?

@Liz_Wheeler:

矮油,《霍芬顿邮报》之前的编者按里称呼特朗普是种族主义者,但现在他们已经把这个悄悄撤掉了呢~~

Huffington Post removed their editor's note calling Donald Trump racist...

@SOMEXlCAN:

这特么的发生了啥!!

WHAT THE F**K IS HAPPENING

@max_dmitriev07:

对于性少数群体来说,这真是个悲剧啊……

for the LGBT community this election is a real tragedy..

@shahrukhsohail7:

米国人民选择了——

不要女性权益 √
不要同性婚姻 √
不要奥巴马医改 √
不要白人以外的所有人种 √


America just voted:
- against women's rights
- against gay marriage
- against Obama care
- against every race except white

@6PAPl:

昨天的我和今天的我(讽刺特朗普种族歧视)——

me nov 8th vs. me nov 9th



@kaweenamorales:

希望剧情是酱紫的:

I hope this happens:


@allie_thatcher:

一个没资格当总统的汉子撕X了9个月,打败了一位合格的女性总统候选人。嗯。一点也没有性别歧视,呵呵哒。

An under qualified man just screamed for 9 months and took a job from a calm over qualified woman. No there's no sexism here.

@LordPalpatine:

恭喜普京,贺喜普京!他赢得了美国总统大选!(特朗普和俄罗斯关系多好大家懂的

Congratulations to Vladimir Putin for his victory in the US elections.

@AstridCZ1995:

如果特朗普这种毫无经验的人都能当总统!那招聘的人凭什么还要求我们要有工作经验?!

If Trump can be president without experience on the field, then experience should not be required when applying for a job.

@RyanAbe:

最后一件事!嗯,奥巴马的任期会在1月20号结束。珍惜他还在任的每一分每一秒吧!

Last thing, Obama's last day in office in January 20th. Cherish every single fucking minute of that man being president.

@unknown:

好想你们啊……

Gonna miss y'all.




嗯,不喜欢川普的美国盆友们,珍惜上面二位还在白宫的日子吧……

╮(╯_╰)╭

真没人喜欢特朗普?!


翻Twitter时,主页君也觉得很纳闷。

一连几个小时刷新,愣是没看到几条对于“特朗普总统”喜闻乐见的。满屏满屏的全是吐槽。



那特朗普是怎么选出来的?

谁选的特朗普?

还是说,绝大多数特朗普的支持者都不上Twitter?

亦或是说,无论是特朗普还是希拉里,美国人民哪个都不喜欢,谁当选了就骂谁?



就在前两天,咱Global Times的记者Wang Han也采访了一圈在上海的美国人然而在被问到的6个人里,有5个都支持希拉里。

啥?你问另1个呢?

那位大叔绝望地弃权了……



以下是这6位被采访对象的部分发言,感受下他们对特朗普的深深不屑——

@Michael:


选希拉里啊~毕竟特朗普太不适合当总统了。这人又滑稽又肤浅,若是当了总统,会不会成天就在网上和(他以为)不尊重他的各国boss们掐架撕X?那画面太美我不敢看!更何况总统是要掌控核武器的,就他那样?想想都瘆得慌!


I voted for Hillary Clinton because I believe Trump is unsuitable to be president of the US. He's so comically thin-skinned that I fear he would spend most of his presidency engaged in a social media flame war with world leaders whom he believed disrespected him. It would be funny, except for the fact he would have access to nuclear weapons.

@Daniella:


我支持希拉里,而且已经投票给她了!她有管理国家的相关经验(国务卿),应该能干得不错啊。


I'm with Hillary Clinton. I am supporting and have already sent an absentee ballot for her. I prefer Clinton because I believe that she has the experience to do a great job.

@Milo:


我也支持希拉里。她更有智慧也更坚定,应该能handle好错综复杂的美国政坛。而特朗普这人吧,没素质、不诚实、幼稚……缺点太多了数都数不过来啊!


I support Hillary Clinton. Clinton is smarter, steadier and will be better able to navigate the intricacies of Washington. Trump is abusive, childish and dishonest. I could go on.

@Jeff Brems:


我和我太太已经投过票啦。我支持希拉里,毕竟她当了这么多年公务员了,处理政务得心应手,和各国政府打交道也很有经验啊。


My wife and I already sent in our absentee ballots. I voted for Hillary Clinton, because she has been a public servant her whole life, and actually has experience dealing with government officials around the world.

@Brian Michael Reed:


我支持希拉里!她就是我们这一代很多人的精神偶像!毕竟希拉里从政这么多年了,毕竟始终专注于社会公正、儿童教育和平权等领域。


I am supporting Clinton. She has been an inspirational figure for my generation. She has a long career of public service that focuses on social justice, children's education and equal rights.

@Tommy:


谁我也不选!两个人看起来都好虚伪好卑鄙,没资格领导我们国家!


I don't support either candidate. I feel that they are both inherently dishonest and dastardly and do not deserve the honor of leading our nation.



好吧……或许Twitter网友们也和上面这位Tommy一样,看谁都不顺眼,无论谁赢都要骂吧……




于是,Twitter成了撕X和吐槽的海洋。

那么……微博呢?



国内网友:一场好戏啊~




@庐城向北:希拉里领先了一年,输了最后一天,心疼她

@朱宇轩Younis:川普会不会把希老太太抓进监狱?

@等我跳出引力:所以我作为四川人应该骄傲?


@L-臭美妞:这个名字看上第一眼还以为是联盟里的船长


@权倾:他俩不管谁担任总统,都会带领美国人民从巅峰走向低谷。

@点点忘记时间:有个词还记得吗?川流不息……(川留不希)


@Notabadthing:突然间好心疼美国人民


@鉴~君:奥巴马退休后可以来中国当主播当网红啊。

@Mr逸captain:想知道蔡英文的心情


@M孟毅Y:想了半天也没想出评论什么,干脆提前给大家拜个早年吧,祝大家新年快乐!

上面这位同学,你也太实诚了……




对于围观群众来说,美国大选可能也就是热闹一阵,无论谁当选了,咱们该干嘛干嘛。

当然,对于这个即将上任的、画风谜一样的“特朗普”总统——无论中国,亦或其他任何国家,都是得相当重视的。





坦率来说,特朗普的上任(连同共和党继续控制众议院),或许比希拉里当选更让人难以捉摸。这个之前在WTO等方面公开“炮轰”中国的大富豪,今后会在两国贸易中作何手段,难免让人担忧。






当然,美国总统无论是谁,维护美国利益的基本思路始终不会变。

那么……这枚连许多美国人自己都觉得不靠谱的大叔,会如何带领他的国家前行呢?


——未来四年,世界准备好与特朗普总统交手。





特朗普成了总统,是否出乎你的意料?他的上台会对中国造成什么影响?欢迎留言分享你的观点!


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